Thursday, August 12, 2010

Thank You Card Thursday

Dear Hospital Nurse,
Thank you for all your help with Lylah Rose's hospital stay. However, I didn't appreciate the way you looked at me when I asked for heavy Narcotics for the Mother. I was serious.

Dear Kaylah,
Thank you for noticing all the Nursing activity at home lately. It is okay to point out Mommies Nursing Tools. It is not okay to point out others. In Public. Very Loudly.

Dear Kehlton,
Thank you for not being jealous of baby Lylah Rose. You are so special. Just remember that she does not like her eyes clawed out with your freakishly sharp boy nails. Okay?


Dear Rheesah,
Special thanks to your digestive track.
, but seriously sweetie, you don't have to announce something called 'Fart Bubbles'. Do I even want to know what that is? Drink more liquids, -K-Hun?

Dear Mean Commenter,
Thank you for showing me what a big mean grouch you can be! If I weren't such a church goin' lady, I would swear. Your husband is one lucky guy! Be sure to offer him my congratulations!

Dear Lylah,
Thanks for the good laugh when we saw this look on your face when you discovered 'Fart Bubbles' apparently you have more than Rheesah does.

13 comments:

Kaelin said...

That's hysterical! Over from Keeping Company & following now...

Rachel Renee said...

Hi Big Mama!
Thanks for following my blog. I'm following yours, too. I love your header!!! It's adorable!

Have a great day!

Renee
aglimpseofbeautiful.com

Courtney @ {not so homemade} said...

Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for following my blog! I'm your newest follower!

Mrs4444 said...

How do you know she has a husband?! haha

These are all great, but that last one (with the commentary) is awesome!

BusyB said...

hahahahahahha that is something that my daughter would do ( you know the whole nursing thing!!) great lol!

Farah Jasmine said...

HAHAHA I love it! I hope that she is doing ok? Why were you at the hospital??

anne maskell said...

HI! I'm soo glad I found you! I'm loving your blog, and I'm your newest follower. Thanks so much for sharing!

Eliz Frank said...

Oh these letters are hysterical! Thnaks again for stopping by and leaving me a blog comment...
I believe we are following each other. I am. :-) Please check and follow back. Thanks again for the humor here. Still laughing!
Have a great weekend!
Best,
Eliz

ladyguinevere28 said...

I am joining the Friday Blog Hop. I am following you now. I hope you could return the favor. Its http://ladyguinevere28.blogspot.com and http://singlemotheronthego.blogspot.com

Thank you

Ada

Kendra said...

LOL, you have a great attitude. And if I were a nurse, Iwould have given you the drugs. Probably a good thing I'm not a nurse.

Hazel said...

This was so fun to read!!! I loved it!

I am a new follower from the Sunday blog hop. Hope you come visit me at my blog!

Hazel
Critique of the Unique
http://www.critiqueoftheunique.blogspot.com

My Life Under the Bus said...

Buwahahahaha...groughy commenter...Buwahahahaha

Mama.Mommy.Mom. said...

Love the Thank You letters! I could really let my passive aggressive child roar with those! Followed you over from Welcome Wednesday :-)