I am sitting with Rheesah at her parent/teacher conference. At the end of the meeting, her teacher asks her if there is anything she would like to tell her, or need her help on.
"Kyle(name changed) pokes me when were on the carpet, and I don't like it."
"Okay, Rheesah, remind me and I will move you away."
"Maybe he just thinks your cute." I reply with the normal Mommy reply.
Rheesah, defiantly replies, "Well, Daddy's Boss Mike (name changed) thinks your cute!"
This is where you hear a loud THUD! My head hitting the table in embarrassment with Rheesah's teacher thinking I am Hookin' it with her Daddy's Boss. Good Times.
I try to cover it with 'Rheeash, that is so inappropriate....' but the damage had been done.
I have a new dishwasher. I love it and it makes me happy! Here is why...
Every time I look at it, it makes me smile
Its very mobile
It has a habit of actually throwing the clean dishes out onto the floor...true story.
It has a great sleep mode
Downside, it has a problem taking care of its own waste, but I look forward to the next six months of correcting that...
I are going to skool to have me edumacation!! Yeeee--haaaaaw!!
(I'd follow that with Ride'em Coowboy!! But, that would be weird.)
I feel so old. First Week in Class, I over hear this conversation between 21 year old thinks she is hot girl that flips her hair too much and college boy that just likes the attention. They, of course, sit right beside me.
"Do you want to be my partner?" hair flipping girl asks. We had to buddy up for a class thing.
"Sure." College boy says and flexes his muscles.
---Okay, I didn't visually see him flex, but I know he did it.
Hair Flip. Cheesy Giggle. "Okay."
"Are you from here?" College boys thinks his muscles are getting bigger by the second.
"No. But my parents bought a house here so I live off campus in this really big house and no furniture. I don't even have any roommates. Just a bed with no bed frame. It's really lonely."
Another Hair Flip, with a smile form 21 year old girl that thinks she is hot.
This is where I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I could see right through hair flipping girls intentions. I totally knew she had it for him. I was kinda curious to see how she would be different this week. When I arrive, I decide to go into the bathroom first, and guess who is lip-glossing herself in the mirror?? You guessed it, hair flipping girl. But instead of the sweat pants, stringy hair, and no make-up hair flipping girl from the previous week, I see curled hair, full make-up, and pretty little black dress hair flipping girl.
I roll my eyes with a secret satisfaction of hitting the nail right on the head. We chicks are so predictable, I totally knew she had it for him. And she did look really pretty.
Sitting in class 10 minutes later...
"You look nice today. Are you going somewhere special?" Boy asks.
"Oh, no. Hair was stringy, so I thought I'd curl it, and this is kind of an old dress. But that is so sweet of you to notice. You made my day!" Curled Hair flip and another giggle.
Get. Me. A. Bucket. Where we all this way at this age? Which I add, was not long ago!
I had to get white shoes for my nursing class. Then I realized that I am trying to train for a 5K. Then I realized even more that Jeremy is so supportive of my new edumacation, and he deserves shoes too. The he realized that he want's to run a 5K with me. So, in the end, we both realized together that we needed a pair of work/nursing shoes and a pair of running shoes. So we went to Jared's. Not the diamond's Jared's. The shoe Jared's.
Since my overworked Uterus got me a fat grant that pays for anything that gets me to school, I can say Thank-you Mr Obama for the shoes!
I just found out that Spell Checker DOES NOT pick up Obama.
That. Is. Funny.
It does, however pick up Obadiah, Obadias, Bamako, and Alabama.
My Aunt Peg got some Sketchers Shape Ups too, but she said they make her butt hurt. We'll see.
I am curious to check out what is going on with Hair flipping girl, and Flexing boy. It's like my Real Life Soap Opera.
Except I don't have to be immoral with the whole town, or die and come back to life like 20 times. I like it!
