Memory Monday & Family-isms

You know those simple, yet funny, sometimes eye rolling things your parents, and soon your in-laws say all the time? Catch phrases maybe? Here are some of ours taken from both sides of the family.

When my dad was asked for something from us kids, like money, later curfew, or the like, He'd say, 'Want in one hand, crap in the other. See which one fills up faster.' Thanks Dad.

A favorite one of mine that I tell my kids all time, which applies to everyone In my opinion think, "Don't believe everything you think."

When sweating, My mom would say, 'It's hotter than a Popcorn Fart in here!'

My Dad would say when stressed 'I feel like a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest!'

When my father-in-law was hungry or fasting, he'd always say, "I haven't eaten' since yesterday and tomorrow will be the third day."

My favorite towards my kids, 'What-ever!' in the valley-girl tone.

When working hard, and not feeling like your getting ahead, my Dad will always say, 'Don't let the ______tards win!'

My Moms more popular one, 'I fell like I have been shot at and missed, ____ at and hit!'

Or when I complain about having so many kids, my Dad would also say, 'Well, thats they gettin you get for the gettin you got!'....o-kay! Thanks again Dad.