Memory Monday--Are Ya...?

I get myself into trouble. One of these days, maybe I will get a clue?

I have a chiuaua, chauauaha, chiauhaua a little dog that looks like it belongs to a gay guy. I used to like it until it found its man hood and lifted it leg on my piano. Then I wanted to turn it into re fried beans and sell it to Taco Bell. Lets face it, I still do and it wouldn't hurt Taco Bell to up the quality a little bit anyway.

Well, for a lot of people that I am really jealous over, they like to sit with a glass of wine after a long day of work, kids, and nearly losing all insanity. Me, no. I play cards. I guess that is the sober Mommy thing to do. I am really thankful for being Mormon, otherwise I think I would be an alcoholic. A good faith is definitely a life saver!

Anyway, I am off the point of the Memory Monday Story.

One night while playing cards with my dear old Sweet Mommy the leg lifting dog came up to where we were. He just stands there and stares at me like my brain waves are going to intercept his messages any second. He is still quite young and not so trained. So I say in hopes to train him, 'Do you need to go outside Hercules?' Yes. Re fried Beans' name is really Hercules.

Suddenly, I remember that you can train a dog to any phrase and make him think that it means 'go outside'. Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes. My evil mind went to work. Hmmm...but what phrase could I say to the leg lifting Taco Bell Special?

"Hercules, are ya queer?" he looks at me with a tilted head. "Come on, lets go outside!" Then repeating 'are ya queer' over and over again. At first, this revelation of immaturity was quite amusing. Now, I must admit, listening to my seven year old in the background while I am on the phone, or talking with the Relief Society President (a leadership calling in our church) repeating over and over again,'are ya queer' and listening to a two pound dog dancing around ready to go outside to relieve his 'queerness' has become somewhat of a family habit that I can't get anyone out of.SIGH.

I am afraid it worked and its stuck. Makes me wonder what phrase I can come up with for when he is hungry?? It hasn't came to me yet.