What I really said to the Red Baron Cardboard Pizza..."I Hate What You Did To Me."
...and what I meant to say was..."I Hate What You Did To Me!!"
What I said to the crying flu/diarrhea baby that kept me up three nights repeatedly in a row..."My poor baby, I know you don't feel well..."
What I meant to say was..."Seriously Kid, One day you will be changing my diapers!"
What I said to the local bank bank teller, "I know it's not your fault, your just the teller...You don't make these silly rules do you??"
What I meant to say..."Seriously Lady Get a New Job Quick Cuz This Wicked Money Stealing Place is Gonna Burn!"
What I said to the nice neighbor that brought a half dozen cookies to us after hearing about the 'dark days' with the flu..."Oh, that is so sweet! The kids will like those!!"
What I meant to say was..."NICE! I am so totally emotional right now and looking forward to eating the whole plate myself!"
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Please, when my visiting teachers bring over goodies I rarely share. After all they are my visiting teachers, lol
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