However sadness had overcome her Christmas joy when two apparent assailant had attacked her beautiful prized Christmas possession.
One assailant, known to be in her toddler years, roughly two feet tall, with big blue eyes, blond curly hair, and often being described as 'Cute as A Button'. The other assailant, her partner in crime and a close sidekick, walks on all four legs, has been known to get into the trash, and frankly drools a lot. This sidekick is often described as a 'Dumb being that is so ugly that he is cute'.
On the morning in question, the leader of the two assailants, would pull beautiful ornaments off the treasured Christmas tree, and throw it across the room to the other assailant in what would be similar to playing 'fetch'.
This proceeded unbeknownst to the Mother owner of the descriptive property until all her valued Christmas Gems had been stripped of their comfort of home. Her tree now resembles a similar tree of the popular movie, 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.
That's right readers! Christmas Trees in your neighborhoods are being violated!
To prevent further damage, the victims are currently seeking out a Grandfather to make a Time-Out Chair! The estimated damages are in the tens of dollars range.
Although, this is a set back for the victims, they are determined not to let this ruin their Christmas Season by stating, "We must focus on the Joy of the season, Not the hanis crimes that others seem to think humorous."
4 comments:
That was good! Loved how you put it. Sorry to hear it though. Good job for not getting to made mom. When you due again? Do you have your ultasound soon?
Your so funny on taking pictures of it. Cute dog, make sure the dogs stays away from the bird!!!
I know how you feel cause i have a 3 year old doing that... and I quit fixing my tree.
I like to say that Heavenly Father made kids so cute so they would survive childhood- I know our tree has be redecorated at least 30 times
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