On The Beach!! (Insert Swear Word Here!)

Okay, so I'm on the beach, big deal. I even have a swim suit. With Polka Dots!! I mean really who in the industry doesn't ever take a slight unwanted sabbatical?

• On The Beach: Radio Slang. Getting fired. Currently has no place of employment.

I got the 'eliminating your position for budget costs' reason. I want to be angry, but in all fairness I can't. 

I wanted to call the General Manager of Big Broadcasting Company all sorts of names and lash out at his unfair justifications. But I couldn't. I knew he had no choice, and he is a totally cool guy. I was kinda bummed, because really that would have been a great story!!

So I am sad. I asked Mr Totally Cool Guy with unfair justifications if he felt bad. His reply, 'Extremely.' 

"Good." I said. "I am gonna sit here a long time and make you feel worse by crying!" So I did. 

They told me to hold my head high and not to feel bad about anything. 

I am still welcome to do my weekend shows and some production. That's cool. 

But seriously? On the beach? Please, I am so NOT a swimsuit chick. Don't the Polka Dots scaring people away.

Hahahaha! I'm so laughing at my own jokes right now. 

I freakin rock!

I'm gonna invent something. 

Oh! Wait...I already did that. 

SHARKTANK!! 

I think I will write a book too. 

I've never been fired before. If you have, your freakin rock too!!