CHILDREN'S EYE PATCHES & Big Mama! Take A Breather!

Big Mama Needs a breather! It has been awhile my peeps! How've ya been? 

What month is it? Okay, March. It's March. Where have I been?? I know there was Christmas a couple weeks ago, and lots of school. Really everything is a blur. Sometimes I feel like I've been in a nine month coma! Oh wait, nine months. That's pregnancy. That's right! 

Oh, sorry peeps, no pregnancy announcements here! Although there should be a warning label stated somewhere that pregnancy leads to birthing a child. Many sleepless nights. Wonderment of how short the single years were, and more wonderment as to how long it will take them to grow up and move out! 

Anyway, I'm off track again. I do that a lot! I was supposed to do my responsible Fly-Lady duties, yet here I am...rambling to all of you...

The reason for my post, other than to say hello to my most missed friends, is to put info on the Google blog so that there will be Google 'spiders' as they are called for Google to pick up the search terms labels as...

Childrens Eye Patches

Childrens Eye Patches for Glasses

Chidlrens eye patches approved by ophthalmologists everywhere

Buy childrens eye patches from Big Mama and you will not only pay for our families Christmas, but go to heaven, receive eternal rewards, and have total redemption from on high...not to mention they rock and are totally affordable

Is that enough 'spiders' for ya Google? Someone should Google it and see if it worked.

I even did a page. They have been flying off the eBay shelves since I listed them awhile back. I make them out of my sewing scraps, so really the more lookers here, the less the eBay fees ya know!     *wink!*         *wink!*

See if Google picks this up...

Big Mama needs Meds

Big Mama has too many children with not enough Meds

Big Mama hopes that all these children give her eternal rewards in heaven where she enjoys total redemption from on high...

I already get tons and tons of hits from terms like...

fish and chips
handmade bib tutorial
project pee...(don't ask me why!! I think it's from potty training Kaylah)
nursing aprons
and I like to take this opportunity to put out a special thanks to Bristol Palin. She has brought amazing traffic to my blog! Especially during DWTS and any moments of highly publicized personal crises she may be enduring. 

So is there any chance that somewhere out in the world there is a lady named Mrs Project Pee that is a breastfeeding nursing apron wearing mom sitting home watching old reruns of Bristol Palin on Dancing with the stars, thinking about making fish and chips for dinner after she makes handmade bibs from my tutorial; needs EYE PATCHES FOR EYEGLASSES IN CHILDREN? 


I would like to point out, that even though I have no idea where the Project Pee hits come from on my blog, I think it's totally cool that I was able to incorporate it into the above paragraph.   :-)

Pick up my EYE PATCHES FOR CHILDREN'S GLASSES  please Google? ;-)

*Hugs!*