Thank you for trying to cheer me up as I saw the number between your pretty glitter toes. So didn't work. Nice Try Though.
Dear Kehlton and Lylah,
Thank you for coming to earth. Both of you within a year of each other. But seriously? Thirty-five pounds??? Seriously? *sigh*
Dear Bicycle,
Thank you for having the 'It's Like Riding on a Cloud' seat. It is sooooo not like riding on a cloud. You will be hearing from my Lawyer.
Dear Savannah & Rheesah,
Thank you for letting me ride ahead of you on the Bicycles. Weight=Speed Girls. Really, It was easy.
Dear 'Big Mama is on A Diet' Page,
Thank you for always welcoming more content. I didn't miss you. Did you miss me? Well, I am baaaa-aack!
Dear Legs, Breasts, & Thighs,
You have me confused with a Chicken. Not good. Not good at all.
Dear Lylah,
Thank you for the 2:00am feeding. And the 4:00am, 6:00am...
Breastfeeding burns calories, right?
Dear Curtis Stone,
If your going to keep stalking me, please bring your healthy recipe's cookbook. Make sure there are lots of pictures of
7 comments:
Bike seats and comfort... I just don't think it's possible.
You are so funny! I can so relate to many of those things - and the touch of sarcasm ;) Glad I found you on Blog Hop Thursday!
I think you'd have fun at www.magicalmouseschoolhouse.com, where Disney IS school!
Thanks for making me smile on a thursday! following you from http://thisgirlsrandomlife.blogspot.com/!
lol... I won't even get on a bike cuz it hurts ma butt too much! Of course, I suppose I could always get hubs to put a lawn mower seat on it for me. Hmmm...
I found you from the Thursday blog hop and am SO following you now! You cracked me up!!! (In every post I read too!)
LOL! You Said it! Give the girl an "AAaa-men!"
Thanks for joining Admirer Monday.
Brandy
http://giveawayblogdom.blogspot.com
Following back - I love Curtis Stone - super cute entry!
www.familyandlifeinlv.com
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