Memory Monday-Hi, Meet Petey

I must apologize before I write this. My husband finds it hilarious and weirdly so does everyone he tells, I doubt I will get the same reaction.
So, the best dog I had ever had in the whole world was Petey. He was trained to his bed, didn't run away, stayed out of my bedroom, left the kitchen on command, was very gentle with the babies, and did not have any bad manners or potty messes in the house. This pic is with him as a puppy. Isn't he cute?
The only thing that I had not been able to completely train him on was getting into the trash. He was horrible!! If I had left the house with out taking the trash out with me, it never failed to be all over my floor. There were quite a few episodes of me cursing the dog while he was hiding in his kennel away from me as I was picking and sweeping disgusting trash off my floor! He knew he was in trouble too! He would sulk for a good day after me being mad at him. He knew it!
Well, the most disgusting part was the fact that someone had thrown a dirty diaper into the inside trash instead of walking it outside which is a major NO NO in the house.
Yep you guessed it. I leave the house, unbeknownst to me that there is a dirty diaper in the garbage. Petey then sees a wonderful opportunity of his favorite pastime event while I am gone, and I return to another another disgusting mess on the floor. This time, however there was an added Jewel. You guessed it, the dirty diaper wide open on the floor that this so called 'well mannered' dog had apparently enjoyed!

DISGUSTING!! I wanted to cry! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!

I proceed to clean up the mess, yelling and cursing at Petey the whole time while he was sulking on the other side of the room. Once the mess was cleaned up, I was still angry for sometime.
What distracted me from the incident was a knock on the door. It happened to be one of those solicitors that come around for like Cable TV or selling magazines, I can't remember. What I do remember is Petey coming around the corner happy to see someone besides me that would show him some love after the reprimand I gave him. I still to this can not believe what happened next. The guy put his papers down and grabbed Petey and picked him up started hugging and petting him like it was his own long lost pet!!! Worse yet, Petey was licking his face! Yes! Right after the trash/diaper incident!!!

I WAS MORTIFIED!!

I could do nothing. I was helpless even to this poor solicitor. I was going to tell the poor guy, but I thought to myself, Whats done is done. He does not need to know. He eventually said goodbye, I put the dog in the tub.